Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly.”
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. “For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful.”
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other “I don’t like your friend.” The other one said, “Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.”
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.