|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the
Category: Business Jokes
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|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.”Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.””Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.”As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were you
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You’re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.7. When you want to make a withdrawal,
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.”The friend asks, “How so?””My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”