An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American investor complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, “How long does
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The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided
The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: “Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?”
Boss: “I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.” Employee: “That’s because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?” Boss: “Right. Except for the ‘us’ part.”
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he’d have to withhold ten percent of Arnold’s
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other