Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the