|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the
Category: Blonde Jokes
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|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!Q: How does
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”To this, the other
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks