|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes
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|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”Blonde: “I’ll have a
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:Blonde One: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde Two: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder! it’s starting to rain, and the top
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.”
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the