A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl’s chest and says, ‘Big breaths…’ The girl replies, ‘Yeth and I’m not even thixteen.’

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. “They lie, they cheatand they’re just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I’m going to use my vibrator””So, what when the batteries run out?” asked her friend”I’ll just fake an orgasm like always.”

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Headand Shoulders” and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,”How do you give shoulders?”

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milkand right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still prettyhot,so he

The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol.

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.