This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, “Do you wantto move to the back seat?”She replies, “NO!” Flabbergasted, he says, “Why Not?”To which she replies, “Well, I want to stay up here
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“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.””In that case,” replied his blonde patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.”
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde; I’m beautiful; I’m going to New York; and I’m not
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.