How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — somethingunusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “HappyBirthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,”Paper or plastic?””It doesn’t matter,” she replied, “I’m bisacksual.”
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.He acknowledged her remark again by