Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does that work? ‘Does 3 come before E or between M and W?’
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ‘DisneyLand Left.’ So they went home.
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hotand cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it towork one day
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.