A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, “88, 88, 88…”The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past.”What are you doing?””I’m counting cars,”comes the rely. “Want to help?””Sure!” says the blond. She walks out to the middle of thehighway
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Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A. The blonde — she is 18 years old!
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunching the buttons only to have happen what you’dexpect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other,and change too! After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so wentand got more. Back
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.’So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh .. 22!’ The interviewer tries another straightforward oneto break the ice. ‘And
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.