A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, “We need some four-by-twos.”The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.He returned a minute later and said,

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building… he suddenly notices thatone is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:”why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap outof that building?”The blond answers in a very weak

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang – but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.””Oh Dear!” the doctor

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said “These look like deer tracks.” The other said, “No, they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued and were still arguing whenthe train hit them.

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.””Let me look.” said the other one. So she handed her the compact.The second blonde looked

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: ” OOOOOhhh that looks like semen.” She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When theygot about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no ideaway use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swimto a nearby island. After being