A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this wasan obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?The blonde said, “Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to
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One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.”Sorry we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, “I would like to buy this TV.””Sorry we don’t sell
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, “How long are you having a sexual relationship?” “Years,I tell you years” she replied. ” Thats no answer, you have to specify howlong has he intimated with you.” “I don’t know exactly, its average, aboutsix inches”
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard