Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland — “Left”, so they turned around and went home.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Gimme a beer.” The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?” To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I’ll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual)
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver–“PULL OVER!””NO!” the blonde yelled back, “SCARF!”
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum, (another blonde) asked.”My boyfriend’s just dropped me!” wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.”No mum,” the blonde interrupted. “You don’t understand – I can fuck