Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under “Home Improvements.”
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.