Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, “Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can’t swim.Please tell me how you did this!”The second
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked:”I don’t want to complain,
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,”Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I’ll sink?”
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was…
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it”.Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She