Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off.Contact is made: “Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us? Over.””Oink, oink, here Pig 1, read
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not very bright, but it spreadseasy!
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it — if it were, wouldn’t all blondes have grown handlesby now?
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle.Judi asked what the difference was.”Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.””Just get the one without the horn. I don’t thinkwe’ll run into too much traffic out here.”