Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!

Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through herpurse and was getting progressively more agitated.”What does it look like?” she

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! IfI get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jumpoff this building.”The Mexican opened

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, “Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!”The girls stop and look at each other. “Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!”

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing