Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!