Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the Blonde’s cheer? A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”