A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points

Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.