Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She’s the one on her bike.

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!