A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch.
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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see “Closed for Winter”.
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in. The third time
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.