Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, “Sure.” So the two jump
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the brunette yells “TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.