Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. “Thanks for the refill!”

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.