One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, “Oh, look, a dead birdie!” The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”
Category: Blonde Jokes
Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone
Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.