Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ” Officer, I’m so