Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.