Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.