Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.