Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ”Curl Up and Dye.”

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.