A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But
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A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, “Everything ok with your car now?” The blonde replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.