A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ”What for? Are you going to set it on fire!”
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “What on earth