Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Category: Blonde Jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives ’em something to do on Saturday night!
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
A brunette walks into a bar and says, “Gimme an M L.” The bartender says, “What’s an M L?” The brunette says, “A Miller Light.” Another brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L” The bartender says, “What’s a B L?” She says, “Bud Light.” A dumb blonde walks