A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?” Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.” The next day, the blonde said,
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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!” Suddenly the brunette yells, ”EARTHQUAKE!!!” Everyone is startled
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine? A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”