A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “You’re slimy, beady-eyed
Category: Blind jokes
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !
Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.
There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they
Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ?” “No”. “Then let’s go in front !”
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”. They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner,