How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Category: Bird jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck