Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you’re the chicken !

How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !