How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
Category: Bird jokes
Total 25 Posts
Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.