A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick.” “It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”
Category: Bird jokes
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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You’re lucky, with us it’s any Sunday.”
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? “He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.