How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
Category: Bed jokes
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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.