How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
Category: Bath jokes
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !