Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit in my basement for a day I’ll give you free beer forever.” So the first man says, ”Easy. I can do that.” But he walks out after five minutes and says, ”It’s impossible, you got a
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One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.”What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar,
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see’s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but we can’t serve strings here.”The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, “Do you wanna drink?”And the man replies, “Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night