Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.
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A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!” The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutenent
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutentent is
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar