|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?A:
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Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn’t cause an accident with the chicken.The man
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.””I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.”The old farmer went around
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to