A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.Having watched what happened, a passerby said, “Say, why are you patting him? That dog just
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Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car.
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry,
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.