A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.