Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner

for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and
askes Clinton,
“Are you ready to order?”
Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d
like a quickie.”
“A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given
the current
situation of your personal life I don’t think that is a
good idea.
I’ll come back when you are ready to order from the
menu.”
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, “It’s
pronounced Quiche.”