As he was
drilling a batch of recruits,
the sergeant saw that one of them was
marching out of step. Walking
up next to the man as they marched, he said
sarcastically: “Do you
know they are all out of step except you?”

“What?” asked the
recruit innocently.

“I said — they are all out of step except
you!” thundered the
sergeant.

The recruit replied, “Well, sarge,
you’re in charge — you tell
them!”