As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
to his
wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated
on you
throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told
you I was
working late, I was with other women. And not just one
woman either, but
I’ve slept with dozens of them.”

His wife
looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you
the
poison?”